pulsing snare roll, then: A very big, impressive, staggering (and, as happens, opportune) duo of news—
Plus: Versepad now supports anagrams. Delta: I sense the beginning of paper's roiling envy. (Rough.)

"O, to be mobile!"
Versepad's dream
At long last fulfilled.

An update has never been bigger
Or tested with half as much rigor;
'Cause your poetry sheriff
Is lifting the tariff
On imports and exports—go fig're!

And what if you look up a word
Whose meaning you might have inferred?
Improved definitions
And sounds (all renditions!)
From Versepad, your personal nerd.

Sometimes
Each stanza
Spawns yet another;

Versepad
Now analyzes
Every. single. one.

Hello again! I'll try to be concise.
These weeks have never seemed a boring chore.
(The building! Tweaking! Checking once-then-twice!)
And all that effort's given gains galore:
This pad now gives more metered, sound advice—
Advice for wielding meters, sounds, and more
(Even when those meters tend to bend).
Please give me feedback—be a "down right" friend!

This list,
Its wistful kiss!
Subscribe to its assist—
Hissed whispers insist new bliss is
Unmissed.

Pen is mightier
Than sword, yet now there's Versepad,
Mightier than pen.